Here are five signs that you are a true patriot.
1. You have red, white and blue highlights to match your pedicure.
2. You name your schnauzers Martha and George.
3. Your son's kazoo rendition of "God Bless America" brings tears to your eyes.
4. You call your house rules the Bill of Rights.
5. Your breakfast of choice is apple pie.
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